Error messages in Haiku…

OK it’s not strictly Haiku but you know what I mean :-) –

  • The Web site you seek

    Cannot be located, but

    Countless more exist.

  • Chaos reigns within.

    Reflect, repent, and reboot.

    Order shall return.

  • Program aborting:

    Close all that you have worked on.

    You ask far too much.

  • Windows NT crashed.

    I am the Blue Screen of Death.

    No one hears your screams.

  • Yesterday it worked.

    Today it is not working.

    Windows is like that.

  • Your file was so big.

    It might be very useful.

    But now it is gone.

  • Stay the patient course.

    Of little worth is your ire.

    The network is down.

  • A crash reduces

    Your expensive computer

    To a simple stone.

  • Three things are certain:

    Death, taxes and lost data.

    Guess which has occurred.

  • You step in the stream,

    But the water has moved on.

    This page is not here.

  • Out of memory.

    We wish to hold the whole sky,

    But we never will.

  • Having been erased,

    The document you’re seeking

    Must now be retyped.

  • Serious error.

    All shortcuts have disappeared.

    Screen. Mind. Both are blank.

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